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AI-Powered Legal Analysis

Contract Review in Minutes, Not Hours

Institutional-grade AI analysis with human oversight. Identify risk clauses, missing provisions, and red flags before you sign.

Self-hosted. Your data never leaves your network. Enterprise AI at small-firm prices.

95%
Accuracy Rate
<5min
Review Time
50+
Risk Factors Checked
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The Cost of Manual Review

Every hour spent on contract review is an hour not spent on high-value legal work.

Time Drain

Associates spend 2-4 hours reviewing a single contract. At $400/hour, that's $800-1,600 per review that could be allocated to strategic work.

Human Error

Fatigue leads to oversights. A buried indemnification clause at 11pm could expose your client to millions in liability.

Inconsistency

Different associates flag different issues. Without standardized review protocols, quality varies dramatically across your firm.

The NO HUMAN NEARBY Advantage

Institutional-grade analysis, delivered in minutes.

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AI Analysis

Our AI examines every clause against 50+ risk factors, identifying issues that human reviewers might miss.

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Human Oversight

Every finding is verified by a trained reviewer. No hallucinations. No false positives delivered to your desk.

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Executive Reports

Receive client-ready PDF reports with risk scores, specific concerns, and actionable recommendations.

Why Not Just Use ChatGPT?

We hear this question a lot. Here's why browser AI is a liability waiting to happen.

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Where Does Your Data Go?

Browser AI sends your client's contracts to third-party servers. Every NDA, every M&A document, every settlement agreement - sitting on someone else's cloud.

When opposing counsel asks in discovery "Did you share privileged documents with third parties?" - what's your answer?

Our system keeps data on YOUR infrastructure. That's privilege protection.

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Where's Your Audit Trail?

Browser AI chat history disappears. When the bar or a client asks what AI reviewed their documents and what decisions were made - do you have receipts?

ABA Formal Opinion 512 requires you to understand where client data goes and maintain oversight of AI tools.

We log every action, every AI output, every human decision with timestamps. Full compliance documentation.

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Where's Your Human Approval?

Browser AI gives answers. When the AI misses something and you get sanctioned, whose fault is it? You can't blame ChatGPT in court.

Those "AI does it all" tools are selling you liability. We're selling you protection.

AI flags, humans decide. Every finding is verified before delivery. That's what ABA 512 actually requires.

94% AI Accuracy 26 seconds
vs
85% Lawyer Accuracy 92 minutes

Source: LawGeex AI Contract Review Study

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Real AI. Really Local.
Really Private.

When you send contracts for "AI analysis," do you know what's actually reviewing them?

Industry reports have revealed that some legal AI companies use humans to perform work advertised as AI-powered. Employees have publicly described reviewing contracts that clients believed were AI-processed.

We built NO HUMAN NEARBY differently.

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Verifiable AI Model

Genuine AI analysis, not humans pretending. No black boxes. No surprises.

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Local Processing

Your documents are processed on our infrastructure. No OpenAI. No Azure. No third-party cloud.

No Curtain - Transparent AI

Zero Human Reviewers

No humans reading your privileged documents behind the scenes. When we say AI, we mean AI.

100% AI. 0% Humans Behind the Curtain.

How It Works

1

Upload

Send your contract via secure portal

28+ formats supported

2

Analysis

AI scans for 50+ risk factors in under 5 minutes

3

Review

Human expert verifies findings and flags priorities

4

Deliver

Receive executive PDF report within 24 hours

The No-Bullshit Difference

AI should handle the bullshit so humans can do what matters.

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Investment

Lock in founder pricing before regular subscriptions go live.

Limited to 234 Licenses — Then It's Gone

Founder Licenses

Full Solo access. One annual payment. Price rises as tiers sell out.

Normal price: $1,990/year

Early Adopter
$579
71% off
24 licenses
Pioneer
$749
63% off
34 licenses
Trailblazer
$899
55% off
44 licenses
Builder
$1,149
42% off
54 licenses
Visionary
$1,399
30% off
78 licenses

What you get with your Founder License:

25 contracts/month · AI clause detection · Risk scoring · Executive PDF reports · All file formats

CLAIM YOUR FOUNDER LICENSE

234 Founder Licenses. That's It.

Once they're gone, it's full price. Lock in your rate before the next tier fills.

Supported File Formats

Documents

.pdf PDF
.docx Word
.doc Word (Legacy)
.txt Plain Text
.rtf Rich Text
.odt OpenDocument
.html HTML
.xml XML
.md Markdown

Spreadsheets & Presentations

.xlsx Excel
.xls Excel (Legacy)
.ods OpenDocument
.pptx PowerPoint
.ppt PPT (Legacy)
.odp OpenDocument

Email & Archives

.eml Email
.msg Outlook
.mbox Mail Archive
.pst Outlook PST
.ost Outlook OST
.zip ZIP Archive

Scanned Documents (OCR)

.jpg JPEG
.png PNG
.tiff TIFF
.bmp Bitmap
.webp WebP
.gif GIF
.heic HEIC

Our AI-powered OCR achieves 97% accuracy on scanned documents, ensuring even legacy paper contracts can be analyzed.